White Castle is closed...

One night me and my friends decided we needed to get some White Castle so we got in two cars and drove down to Flint which was the closest one and it was closed. On the way however, my friend J was going 120 in a 70 and we were waiting for him in a parking lot to be done with his confrontation with the police officer. After about fifteen minutes he came over to us and was telling us that he got away with it clean because he told them he was having a seizure. But his speeding was not even why they pulled him over in the first place. They thought he was driving a stolen car haha.

South Saginaw Rules...

If you have not taken a cruise through South Saginaw yet, you totally should. Everything is just really cool and everything is fun. You will go on some of the craziest adventures and you might even make a friend or two.

Sandwich Punch...

Here is a fun game to play if you are sitting at home or at a restaurant. It is called sandwich punch and the rules are simple. If someone is eating a sandwich and leaves it sitting down somewhere you can beat the crap out of it until they come back, however if they leave a napkin or plate or something else on top of their sandwich then you are not allowed to touch their sandwich. But there are acts of god rules where if by some outside natural force knocks off the napkin or plate then you may continue punching the sandwich.

Tequila vs. Christmass Tree...

the holidays are a great excuse for my family to enjoy an adult beverage and no one enjoys it as much as my older brother Paul. We also love to see when Paul gets drunk and where he falls down at the end of the night lol. This Christmass will go down in history as one of the most memorable because after a few drinks of Tequila and more drinking as the night progressed it was when my brother attempted to make it up to his room that he instead he fell right into our Christmass tree infront of the whole family.
After several minutes of watching my brother struggle we decided to give him a hand and help him get up to his bed where he slept in his clothes and woke up the next morning with a huge hang over.

This is my blog, I wrote it in about twenty five minutes.

I have been in a writing mood all night so after jotting down some private thoughts in my diary/journal I decided to blog about bullshit. I think I spend too much time on the computer playing "Solitaire." I am sadly addicted to the lamest card game there is. Anything that only takes one person to do is kind of fucking sad. It is through my addiction that I realize that I am headed down a bad path. In order to avoid this path I need to start doing a few things to make my life even better.
First off I need to cut down on the video games and get a job, or at least steal money because money buys happiness. Second thing is that I have to start becoming more organized and more neat. This bothers me a lot and I can not stand to look at all the shit that is piling up in my room. Third, I need to get focused. I have a big problem with attention. I will not self diagnose myself with whatever condition can get me focus pills because I will probably just buy them off some kid at college, but I should not take them as a self prescription because I would just be conforming myself to the most dependent generation when it comes to any sort of prescription drug (anti-depressants, Aderal, Valium). Another thing that I think most people should start doing, as well as myself, is to start paying more attention to my surroundings in all aspects. There are so many fucking problems in the world caused by ignorant people who have no clue what harm they are doing not just to themselves but to people around them.
Last thing I think we should all do, and I do not mean to contridict myself on the whole perscription drug thing, but I think everyone in the world needs to go out as often as they can to enjoy life by any means nescisary. If you want to kick someone's ass by all means do it just as long as it is not mine. Have a drink, do some drugs, sleep with a random person. Life is not worth a damn if I will do is work and reproduce. We are all going to die and the longer we wait the worse it is going to get.
In finishing this up all I have to say is that I notice that I spent more time and effort typing this up then almost anything I have ever done for school. I just think that is kind of cool.

Cream...

Just listening to some Wu Tang Clan and feel like i need to make a post about it.

Tiger Woods...

I am watching the Tiger Woods speech on ESPN right now and I just can not help but think how this happened. Not that I do not think it is bad ass what he did, but I just remember since I was a little kid watching Tiger play. He has been a household name for a long time now and is one of my favorite athletes. He is a human being who deserves a break. I can not think of a man with that popularity or power who did not have an affair. He reached a rock star status and just had the mind thought that goes along with it. Shit happens. If you were in his position you would have done the same thing.

Denny's...

The best form of social congregation is coffee and cigarettes at Denny's, or any other smoke friendly 24 hour diner. The more people you get to show up, the more fun it is. And no one can forget to bring the deck of cards to play euchre. I have spent a lot of my best times in a smokey restaurant eating fries smoking cigarettes drinking black coffee and playing euchre with my friends. Yup, there is nothing better.

Sufjan Stevens

Sufjan Stevens is an awesome musician song writer who I have been listening to a lot lately. His music is really fun chill, and exciting at the same time.

Shenanigans

So there is this game that I play with my friends called shenanigans. The object of the game is if somebody sarcastically says something like "Yeah i would do a shot of wiper fluid" and somebody calls shenanigans then that person has to do a shot of the wiper fluid or they get a punch in the dick. And if you are a girl it is worse because it is a punch in the vagina.

Happy Fat Tuesday!

Kinda upset that I missed out on a mardi gras again. Really hope to make at least one in my lifetime. I want to party hardy in the Big Easy

Tag a long...

So my friend has this girlfriend who is kind of a bitch. Me and my other friends have no time to each other because he is always hanging out with his girlfriend or she just hangs around us. It needs to stop. My poor friend is being pussy whipped to the point where he is no longer being himself but what his girlfriend wants him to be. This is a kid who would say and do anything without thinking of the consequences of his actions and was just a cool funny guy. Now he is just a sad lost cause who can't tell you the time of day without getting permission from his master.